Hypermodern International Congress 2175

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Reptilian scientist plots genocide

The latest from Infowars: a well-respected scientist has called for a culling of 90 percent of the human population in order to preserve the earth from the destructive effects of humankind's "excessive consumption." The story is reported with characteristic enthusiasm and outrage by Alex Jones and co., but the most insidious (and therefore most relevant) detail is hidden in the middle of the article:

"Think about the magnitude of Pianka's statements. He wants to kill nine out of every ten members of your family and he wants to kill them in one of the most painful and agonizing ways imaginable.

"If Pianka, or 'The Lizard Man' as he likes to be called, is so vehement in the necessity of culling the human population will he step forward to be the first one in line? Will he sacrifice his children for the so-called greater good of the planet? We somehow doubt it."

The reptiles have become more brazen than ever.


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