Shannon's Song 4 Tha G Train or Digital Art in the Age of Hypersimulation (AKA Hey White Boy Gimme Your IPOD!)

Hey, white boy gimme your ipod!
Hey, white boy gimme your ipod!
What's up nigga, that's a nice cell phone
Oooh yeah nigga, I'm lovin' that ringtone
(refrain)
Hey there shorty fork ova that GameBoy.
Damn lil' man, look just like my GameBoy.
Hey there's a white boy go get his ipod!
(fight riff)
(hands behind your back nigga)
Gimme that cellphone
(face down on the ground nigga)
Gimme that cellphone
Hey there's a white boy go get his ipod!
(fight riff)
Hey white boy gimme your ipod!
Hey w-white boy
w-white boy gimme your ipod
gimme gimme gimme your ipod
gimme that motherfuckin ipod
Cracka...
(this is the police. we can protect you from ipod theft. Simply, walk into any police station with your ipod and hand it to the officer on duty. He or she will take down the serial number, your social security number, your date of birth, your credit records, your internet download activity, your blood type, your height, aproximate weight, political affiliations and sexual status. Then if your ipod is stolen, we can determine if you are the criminal. For your own safety, please help us prevent ipod theft.)