Summer Movie Mind Control Superfad Preview GO!!: Child Sex Slave Edition
Tagline: It's Time To Stand Up For the Little Guys
In this case the little guy is an OWL. And standing up involves children and greedy land developers and corrupt politicians (doing something, it's not clear from the previews). I'll say nothing of the movie's association with notorious schills, Luke Wilson and Jimmy Buffet. Well known scribler Carl Hiassen wrote the novel. But the screenplay was drafted by one Wil Shriner (ahem). Aside from the amazing poster design (Fibbronacci's constant??? Or golden triangle? Or both?) I have very little to say about this transparent pro Bohemian Grove agenda dressing in a sickeningly sacharine candy shell. Honestly, I don't really give much of a fuck whether little kids get mindfucked by this thing or not. But let's get one thing straight, owls are predatory killers that can rotate their heads almost 360 degrees. They have been the symbol of (occult) wisdom for over 4,000 years. They are occuring with increasing frequency in popular media. Well, I for one say, "Not within this happy grove!" Owls are freakish. They spread the plague. And warlocks use them as familiars to cast black magic spells on innocent peasants. No more owls, period. End of story. Who's with me?
Is it just me or do you read this "Bush's Burning TIME: Who Gives a Hoot?"
posted by Luke O'Hara @ Sunday, April 30, 2006
3 Ha ha's
Also note the owl's devil horns formed by the M in TIME. Tell me that's an accident. It's Moloch
David Lynch was prescient in recognizing the sinister nature of owls in "Twin Peaks"...the show frequently cuts to owls when characters are being assaulted or killed, and the paranoid Log Lady at one point invites Sheriff Truman and Agent Cooper into her cabin with the words, "The owls won't see us in here."
Also, the Giant who appears to Agent Cooper in the first episode of the second season, when Cooper is lying gut-shot on the floor of his hotel room, warns that "the owls are not what they seem."
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