"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"
The Denumont of the NYC death punk hardcore scene, and possibly it’s best lyricists ever. Anal Cunt! Gee, it's too bad punk sucks because it's gay, because this guy like like Byron. A true man of the pen.
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.
Your, father is the fourth worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were sick of hearing his fucking gay songs
So you jumped out a really high up window
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.
You knew you'd end up getting beaten up in school
Because your dad's songs sucked so fucking bad
You were sick of hearing 'You look Wonderful Tonight'
So you jumped out a really high up window.
Sometimes I wish you didn't die
Because I hate that song 'Tears in Heaven'
I was glad you died until he wrote that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay.
Other memorable titles include
I Sent Concentration Camp Footage to America’s Funniest Home Videos
I Snuck a Retard into a Sperm Bank
Hitler Was a Sensitive Man
I Lit Your Baby on Fire
I Got an Office Job for the Sole Purpose of Sexually Harassing Women
I Pushed Your Wife Onto the Subway Tracks
I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant
Being Ignorant is Awesome
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posted by Luke O'Hara @ Thursday, August 24, 2006
2 Ha ha's
They're very frank. Certainly the logical endpoint of what Zizek called kynicism. Although there is the sneaking suspicion that they did, in fact, sneak a retard into a sperm bank....
Peasants, always sneering and grotesque. They taught us to hate again. And they were way ahead of they're time on calling things out as "gay." "I gave pictures of your son to NAMBLA" is definitely the best interpretation of Lynard Skynard I've ever heard.
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