Hypermodern International Congress 2175

Remember, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

20060415

Control, C-O-N control

From the New England Journal of Medicine, via The New York Times:

"In explaining the increase in the recreational use of prescription drugs, many teenagers draw key distinctions between these drugs and illicit street drugs. Teenagers whom I interviewed said that whereas they used illicit drugs only for recreation, they often used prescription drugs for "practical" effects: hypnotic drugs for sleep, stimulants to enhance their school performance, and tranquilizers such as benzodiazepines to decrease stress. They often characterized their use of prescription drugs as "responsible," "controlled," or "safe." …

The perception that prescription drugs are largely safe seems to justify the attitude that occasional use poses little risk. And indeed, there is little doubt that many more people try drugs than become serious drug abusers. Still, the fact that 50 percent of students have tried an illicit drug by the time they finish high school - another finding of the Monitoring the Future survey - is nothing to be happy about, not to mention the 5.5 percent of 12th graders who have tried the highly addictive oxycodone. …

Moreover, even in small doses, sedatives, hypnotics and opiates have subtle effects on cognition and motor skills that may increase the risk of injury, particularly during sports activities or driving. From a longer-term perspective, the brains of teenagers are still developing, and the effects of drug abuse may be harmful in ways that are not yet understood. Do we really want teenagers to think nothing of popping a pill to relax, get through the tedium of a long homework assignment, or relieve normal anxieties?"

Now, more than ever, the insidious fingers of psychiatry are kneading and plying the precious clay that is our children's minds--this time as an amateur pursuit undertaken by bored and/or stressed teenagers. Our troubled teens need to hear Tom Cruise's message of love, that "there is no chemical imbalance."

20060414

Introducing CB-323

Introducing Congressional Bill Number 323. Motion to change blog name to Hypermodern International Society of the Testacle. Hereby making it mandatory for those using the word "Hypermodern" to reference their genitalia immediately after the use of said word. All those in favor say aye. Those opposed....

A Hypermodern Riddle


What creature cannot make a sound but can be heard all around the world?



Answer to follow shortly......



You guessed it folks! The old Scientology special. The answer is Katie Holmes giving birth to Tom Cruise's baby providing a much needed vessel for some poor lost Thetan out there.

Today's Good Friday...Happy Easter!

Remember the true meaning of this day...



Girl, 5, forgives man who caused her paralysis

Just think for a moment- if each of us selflessly forgave a fellow human being in the spirit of this Good Friday, the world would be a better a place for it.

A better world indeed.

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"What you done to me was wrong," she said to the man seated just 10 feet away.

"But I still forgive him."

20060413

Corporate Mascot Cool Death Warz: Spuds McKenzie V Energizer Bunny


























I dunno, Spuds is up for anything, but can he last? Spuds is the party, the Bunny comes in uninvited. My prediction, Spuds uses him as a chew toy after two rounds, then jets to Key West for the end of Spring Break some brew dogs and girls gone wild.

20060412

Blak Power! Choose a cliched evil line for a slogan

Coke Blak


A. More than you can handle! (A is for asparteme)

B. Why don't I ask your girlfriend? Maybe she would like it.

C. Why settle for this...when we could be GODS!

D. NoooooooooooooOO!

E. You don't think I'll do it.

F. It's coke, nigger.

Who Was Jesus, and Would He Really Have Voted For Kerry? PART 1 of 2

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"The New Testament, the Church, and Christianity, were all the creation of the Calpurnius Piso family, who were Roman aristocrats. The New Testament and all the characters in it - Jesus, all the Josephs, all the Marys, all the disciples, apostles, Paul, and John the Baptist - are all fictional."

Abelard Reuchlin

“being an ancient author was like being in on a long, long standing perpetually running inside joke.”

Roman Piso
"How well we know what a profitable superstition this fable of Christ has been for us"
Pope Leo X (1513-1521)
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* PART 1 *
In order to determine whether or not Jesus would have voted for Kerry, we must first engage in a little history. The version of the gospels that we are familiar with were written about the year 73 CE by Arrius Calpurnius Piso. Arrius Piso was a Roman on his father’s side, but a descendant of King Herod on his mother’s side and therefore he knew well about the Jewish religion. He was also a close relative to the Flavians and even though secretly he could inherit and use the Flavian name by his mother’s descent from them, he gave a story about receiving it from the emperor Vespasian (in his other identity as Flavius Josephus).

The Pisos created the story and the characters; they tied the story into a specific time and place inhistory; and they connected it with some peripheral actual people, such as the Herods, Gamaliel, theRoman procurators, etc. But Jesus and everyone involved with him were created (that is, fictional!) characters.

In the middle of the first century of our present era, Rome’s aristocracy felt itself confronted with a growing problem. The Jewish religion was continuing to grow in numbers, adding ever more proselytes. Jews numbered more than 8,000,000, and were 10% of the population of the empireand 20% of that portion living east of Rome. Approximately half or more of the Jews lived outside Palestine, of which many were descended from proselytes, male and female.

The Pisos mocked, but marveled at, the Jewish belief intheir holy books. Therefore, they felt a new “Jewish” book would be the ideal method to pacify the Judaeans and strengthen their in-laws’ control of the country. In a nutshell, the Royals of ancient times invented and promoted superstitions for the purpose of controlling people. The Royals were the only ones who were literate, and who had freedoms, including the freedom of speech. Promoting religion for the purpose of control was the duty and responsibility of the Royals, who were atheists. They knew there were no gods, for they had created them. The main control they sought to preserve was slavery.

This Arius Calpurnius Piso deliberately provoked the Jewish revolt in 66 so he could destroy the Temple in Jerusalem -- for the Jews were unwilling to accept his father’s story and therebybecome pacified by it as it was intended.

In the gospel story he inserted himself by playing the role of not only Jesus, but of all the Josephs, as well. He particularly enjoyed assuming the identity of Joseph. Wishing to create a Jewish hero, a savior, in fictional form, he (and his father before him), felt the identity of a second Joseph secretly, but very aptly, fit them. For their name Piso had the same four letters, rearranged,as the four Hebrew letters (Yud Vov Samech Fey) which in that language spelled the name Joseph. Thus they saw themselves as the new Joseph. That is why so much of the story of Joseph in Egypt is secretly redone and inserted into the gospel story of Jesus.


* END Part 1 *
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...stay tuned for part 2, where we will take a look at the Piso bloodline and its current inheritants. The answers may surprise you!

20060411

Assholes, Magicians, and Rocket Scientists: Part the First

You know about the Sea Org. You know about Elron's brief and tragic tour of duty in the Navy, including, but not withstanding, the depth charge assault on a magnetic deposit and the bombardment of a small island off of the coast of Mexico. You may even know that Elron's death was probably a homicide. But do you know about the secret connection between Hubbard, the military industrial complex, and the occult underground?

I'll buy that for a dollar!

L. Ron Hubbard (LRH for purposes of speed) spent a significant period of time with the California Agape Lodge, a branch of Aleister Crowley's Order Templi Orientis. Steered by John Whiteside Parsons, better known to his dear friends and collegues at the Jet Propulsion Laboratories (JPL) in Pasadena as Jack, the Lodge was a focal point in the world of West Coast occult organizations. Parsons joined the OTO in 1939 and quickly rose through the ranks of the organization, holding frequent correspondances with Crowley (aka Tha Beast 666) during the years to follow. Interestingly enough, old Jack was quite the man about town. He helped found the JPL and was critically involved in early American experiments with jet propulsion and rocket technologies.
Parsons and Hubbard became acqainted through a mutual friend after LRH took leave of his Navy post. It was love at first sight, as Parsons adored Hubbard's red hair and fiery demeanor. Temporary lodging was provided for the future father of Scientology immediately upon arrival. Pretty gay, huh?

Well, it keeps getting gayer and gayer and gayer.


Safely inside the confines of Parsons' Los Angeles mansion, these two miscreants conducted a series of experiments and occult incantations that would astonish even the most learned of Bohemian Grove conspiracy theorists. Wild Satanic orgies, pregnant women jumping through fires, hidden rites involving swords and stone tablets. And what occult ritual would be complete without eating sperm or smearing menstual blood on white satin sheets?
All this time Hubbard acted as Parsons' scribe, taking down meticulous notes on the various spells and acts of sorcery that occured within the four walls of the chemist's bedroom. You see, Parsons and Hubbard tried to birth the anti-christ during a ritual that lasted more than a week's time. The Chosen Mother/Whore of Babylon to be? One Majorie Cameron.

"SO what did this bitch do? I've never heard of her..."



Marjorie Cameron had around 22 yrs worth of hallucinations and freak outs prior to drafting strategy maps for the Joint Chiefs of Staff during the Second World War (Marjorie met Churchill tooooo). She claims, in a letter to Crowely himself, that as a child she found a hole to hell in her grandmother's back yard. So while Marjorie was having spiritual visions, most kids were busy pretending to be pirates or ninjas or ninja-pirates

But I suppose that we're all not as gifted as young Marjorie when it comes to extra-sensory perception and other such increeeedible feats of... THA MIND.

After her relationship with Parsons ended years later, Marge hooked up with Kenneth Anger and made a couple of bugged out underground films in praise of Lucipher, anal sex, and stuff like that. She was also an "accomplished" artist and several pieces of her art brought about California's first obscenity trial. Of course she won. Oh yeah, she was also a close friend of Joseph Campbell, the noted mythologist and student of Jung whose theories would dramatically influence George Lucas when he wrote Star Wars.

Wow, thats alot of shillage!

As I'm now tired of writing this stuff , please tune in tomorrow for Part the Second of "Assholes, Magicians, and Rocket Scientists" in which the author will discuss further links between Hubbard, OTO, and the military industrial complex. Ladies and gentleman, it gets far worse than we ever could have imagined.

20060410

Man takes over 40,000 ecstasy pills

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