"Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"

The Denumont of the NYC death punk hardcore scene, and possibly it’s best lyricists ever. Anal Cunt! Gee, it's too bad punk sucks because it's gay, because this guy like like Byron. A true man of the pen.

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.
Your, father is the fourth worst singer
After Springsteen, Seger and Petty
You were sick of hearing his fucking gay songs
So you jumped out a really high up window
Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks
Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.
You knew you'd end up getting beaten up in school
Because your dad's songs sucked so fucking bad
You were sick of hearing 'You look Wonderful Tonight'
So you jumped out a really high up window.
Sometimes I wish you didn't die
Because I hate that song 'Tears in Heaven'
I was glad you died until he wrote that song
And Kevin Sharp is gay.

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I Pushed Your Wife Onto the Subway Tracks
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