Summer Movie Mind Control Superfad Preview GO!!: Child Sex Slave Edition

Tagline: It's Time To Stand Up For the Little Guys


In this case the little guy is an OWL. And standing up involves children and greedy land developers and corrupt politicians (doing something, it's not clear from the previews). I'll say nothing of the movie's association with notorious schills, Luke Wilson and Jimmy Buffet. Well known scribler Carl Hiassen wrote the novel. But the screenplay was drafted by one Wil Shriner (ahem). Aside from the amazing poster design (Fibbronacci's constant??? Or golden triangle? Or both?) I have very little to say about this transparent pro Bohemian Grove agenda dressing in a sickeningly sacharine candy shell. Honestly, I don't really give much of a fuck whether little kids get mindfucked by this thing or not. But let's get one thing straight, owls are predatory killers that can rotate their heads almost 360 degrees. They have been the symbol of (occult) wisdom for over 4,000 years. They are occuring with increasing frequency in popular media. Well, I for one say, "Not within this happy grove!" Owls are freakish. They spread the plague. And warlocks use them as familiars to cast black magic spells on innocent peasants. No more owls, period. End of story. Who's with me?




Is it just me or do you read this "Bush's Burning TIME: Who Gives a Hoot?"

Aussie Chanisaw Croc Runs Amok - Fosters Ad Execs Scramble to Beat Outback to the Punch

Aussie chainsaw croc runs amok

Saltwater crocs are known to attack boats with outboard motors

A crocodile in northern Australia has chased a storm-clearance worker up a tree and made off with his chainsaw.

The 4.4m (14.5ft) saltwater crocodile called Brutus apparently took exception to the noise of the saw.

The worker was clearing a tree that fell on the crocodile enclosure at the Corroboree Park Tavern, 80km (50 miles) east of the northern city of Darwin.

Brutus chewed on the chainsaw for 90 minutes, reducing it to pieces. Neither man nor beast was injured.

Northern Australia has an estimated 100,000 saltwater crocodiles.

Et chew Brutus

Worker Freddy Buckland was cutting a tree that had fallen as a result of a recent tropical cyclone.

Peter Shappert, the tavern's owner, said the crocodile jumped from the water and sped 20ft to the tree.

"It must have been the noise... I don't think he was actually trying to grab Freddy, but I'm not sure. He had a fair go at him... I think he just grabbed the first thing he could and it happened to be the chainsaw," he told the Associated Press news agency.

Tavern co-owner Linda Francis said: "Fred virtually gave him the chainsaw, shoved it at him.

"It was still going and he took the chainsaw onto the ground and proceeded to smash it and it stalled. The crocodile didn't cut himself, just broke a few teeth."

Mr Shappert said the saw was destroyed.

"He chewed on the chainsaw for about an hour-and-a-half, then we finally got it out."