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Remember, it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.


Arms Race with Red China Reaches New Stage of Evolution

It has been confirmed that a Chinese baby has been born with three unusually well developed arms. Doctors were not immediately able to discern which two of the appendages were the most fully developed.

Unfortunately this development ushers a new and dangerous phase in Communist China's race onto the world stage. Their babies have begun to evolve into more advanced beings. Legislation is in mark-up to combat this menace.

The arms race has intensified.


Mesothelioma with the bull...

Another casualty in the Asbestos Warzz.

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